Didnt feel like writing anything (shoot I guess I just did):
- China Will Decide What Movies You Watch, Got It? [More Olympics Craziness] – We practice torture here, no need for silly movies
- Can Anyone Spell Cartel? – Is big coal feeling the pressure?
- Public comment sought on transit study for west side of Phoenix – speak up if you is on the West Side!
- Apollo Group buys university in Chile for $40M – University of Phoenix in Chile?
- Home construction makes first increase since October – Sweet, recession is all done! You wish!
- Yahoo to boost severance packages if takeover happens – Translation: Enjoy your Firings!
- PetSmart offering pet picture credit cards – Making virtual cash seem real with your virtual relationships
- Roz Ho Now Leading Microsoft’s Danger Division – iJoke?
- Chief Beer Officer Does Best Work Before Lunch – My hero.
