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Tweet Gifts On the anniversary of his birth, devotees of a certain yogi asked what gifts they might bring. The yogi replied “I wish no gifts, only presence” –previous in Yoga.com

Tweet Knock knock Knock knock Who’s there? Yoga Yoga who? Yoga to try this, it feels amazing. via @ Lucid Dreams

Tweet Meditation Two good old friends were meeting. “How are you and your family?” asks the one. “Oh we’re all fine”. The other one answers, “We’re all healthy and have work to earn our lives. But how ’bout your son?? … Continue reading →

Tweet The Lone Bat A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave discovers a single bat STANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: “What’s wrong with … Continue reading →

Tweet Q. Why did the yogi refuse anesthesia when having his wisdom teeth removed? A. He wanted to transcend-dental-medication! via @ Lucid Dreams

Tweet Q. How many Iyengar yogis does it take to replace a light bulb? A. Only one ! BUT, they will need: a sticky mat a backless chair two blocks five blankets a bolster six ropes two belts six assorted … Continue reading →

Tweet Q. What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? A. Too many attachments! via @ lucid Dreams